FUCK SPAM (forever and ever, amen).
We promise to email you at most -- 4 times a year. Before Christmas, before Valentines, and maybe two other times. If there's something worth telling you about. That's fucking it.
Secondly, you probably want to get some exclusive discounts when it's card-sending season, right? This stuff ain't cheap, because like God, we don't make no junk -- but we do occasionally give unusually deep discounts to our favourite awesome people (especially those who give us their email address specifically to get said discounts).
Thirdly, fuck spam. Seriously.